Total Medals Earned: 286 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,570 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)
Medals Earned: 7/15 (60/485 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 9/16 (150/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/415 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (55/240 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (80/495 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach level 2!
Reach level 3!
Reach level 4!
Reach level 5!
Reach level 6!
Reach level 7!
Reach level 8!
Reach level 10!
Reach level 11!
Reach level 9!
Reach a score of over 150000!
Reach a score of over 300000!
Reach level 12!
Reach a score of over 450000!
Reach level 13!
Better safe than sorry
Great work!
Get a paying job you bum
I need some money
Get your hands on a "legit" copy of Flash8
You completed the game, yay
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
View the intro movie.
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Complete level five.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
